Friday, March 12, 2010

He is a reader, by gum.

"Mommy, there was a boy and he put this in his roast beef." [A waves comb around]
"A comb?"
"Yes."
"He put a comb in his roast beef. Hold on, sweetie." [call up Amazon, type in "comb in roast beef" and get a hit on If Roast Beef Could Fly by Jay Leno]
"Is this the book?"
"Yes. Can you get it out of the library for me?"
"Yes, sweetie."
"On the computer. You get it on the computer."