It's being towed to the garage, so a status update of what actually happened to it will follow then. The car was found in La Jolla one block from the beach with a tote bag filled with a woman's street clothes in the trunk, so it was towed courtesy of SDPD before someone was done with my car. We're having a heck of a laugh imaging someone walking back from the beach to her (stolen) car to find it gone.
A back window was broken and the ignition's been messed with, but the car apparently started and there was no easily apparent damage. But there you go.