Maybe you should wear something larger, like Wyoming.

My friend Miss J has possibly hit upon the source of my belly envy. She claims that after checking out the other women in our birth class, she realized why I look small-bellied: it's the breasts. Yes, the same breasts that are muddying my cute yoga cami shopping waters are apparently minimizing my belly size. I am reminded of Steve Martin in Roxanne saying, "You could always accessorize with something larger to de-emphasize your nose, like Wyoming." She has urged me to look at the hip-to-belly size ratio next class, so I will do that. It's all very What Not to Wear.